Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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