I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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