very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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