My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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