with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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