I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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