its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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