oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass