I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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