What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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