We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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