What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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