you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.