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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?

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• (925): View more from California

  We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.

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  Looks like I won that one

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• (561): View more from Florida

  There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.

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• (562): View more from California

  I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels

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