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I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

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(269): I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu (269): Bendover http://tfl.nu/p3pm

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if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate

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(202): if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate http://tfl.nu/kvt4

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I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.

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And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

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(317): I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening. (317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt http://tfl.nu/9n2q

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Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.

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(804): Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift. http://tfl.nu/sb1j

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once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.

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oh and he was serious.

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(303): once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir. (303): oh and he was serious. http://tfl.nu/t6g9

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(541): View more from Oregon

dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

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(541): dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed http://tfl.nu/93gi

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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?

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(231): So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was? http://tfl.nu/e02a

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(641): View more from Iowa

Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?

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(641): Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions? http://tfl.nu/f9wf

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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.

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(715): I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names. http://tfl.nu/wmoo

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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??

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your beer goggles are on backwards.

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(707): is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive?? (408): your beer goggles are on backwards. http://tfl.nu/ojnh

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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.

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(215): If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will. http://tfl.nu/oylu

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.

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(+44): Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill. http://tfl.nu/mubs

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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him

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(843): Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him http://tfl.nu/dncw

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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode

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(425): Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode http://tfl.nu/uu73

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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.

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(989): You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone. http://tfl.nu/tu9y

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