He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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