i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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