i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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