I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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