I'm gonna have a badass scar
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize