you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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