Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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