girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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