At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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