Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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