this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My vagina is very pro this idea
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