Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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