He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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