Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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