Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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