i just wanna soil my oats bro
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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