my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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