the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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