So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
is it fun? or sober?
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