I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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