Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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