Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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