Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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