i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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