That's intense
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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