We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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