Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i already hear my dad disowning me
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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