Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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