Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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