I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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