do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
