There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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