Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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