Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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