Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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