quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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