is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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