i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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