He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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