I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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